The Bitter Future Is Now

Danny: [does something ridiculous and/or embarrassing]

Me: [dies laughing]

Danny: “I hate you really hard right now.”

Me: “Why? For laughing at you?”

Danny: “NO. BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO END UP ON A DAMN BLOG.”

And then it came true. It’s like he’s an oracle.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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