Initiation and Returns

Tonight, I had to tell a customer that I would not sniff his leg.

Who has boundaries? That’s right, this guy has boundaries.

And by “Beard,” I mean “Beard.”

This is the excerpt for your very first post.

Dear pervy customer:

It’s beard oil. Beard. Oil. That is not a euphemism. It’s just oil. For your beard. It has no “additional effects.” I promise it’s really beard oil.

I will pay you not to buy the beard oil.