Witch. Boozehound. Leatherman. Notary Public.

Blanton 3Thomas and/or Thumper (a.k.a. Marjorie; long story) is a scheduler and freelance writer by day, and a sales clerk at the Montrose Forge (a leather and fetishwear shop inside Ripcord, Houston’s oldest gay bar) by night. The current president of Misfits Houston, he enjoys railing against privilege, practicing British Traditional Wicca, updating his social media during 12-Step meetings, and writing blurbs about himself in third person.