Eris Bless Us, Every One

Me: “The perfect holiday ornament for 2020 doesn’t exi-”

Etsy:

Me: “Okay, but speaking of chaos, the perfect Discordian ornament definitely doesn’t exi-”

Etsy:

Me: “Fine. But the perfect marriage of phallic symbol and anthropomorphic Christmas Pickle absolutely does not exi-

Etsy:

Final tally: Etsy 3, Gay Scrooge 0.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

3 thoughts on “Eris Bless Us, Every One”

  1. Some families have a tradition of hiding a pickle ornament on the tree, and the child who spots it gets an extra goodie of some kind. So there’s a reason for the pickle. Still phallic tho lol

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