Customer: “I thought Black Hawk Leather closed, but someone just told me it reopened?”
Customer: “So Black Hawk reopened.”
Me: “Black Hawk closed, but a new store opened in the same location. That new store is called the Montrose Forge. This is the Forge’s bar store. Our main store is in the building where Black Hawk used to be.”
Customer: “Let me put it this way. Around the corner from this bar, there is a house. If I were to walk into that [air quotes] ‘house,’ would I find a shop similar to this one?”
Me: “… Yes.”
Customer: “Okay, so like a sex store or something.”
Me: “Sure. Just like that.”
Customer: “Great! I’m going to go check it out.”
And he zipped away before I could give him the main store’s hours of operation.
I am 100% looking forward to his angry online review about the Black Hawk employee who misled him.