Happy World Goth Day! In observance of this, the darkest of holidays, I’d like to share some traditional dances taught to me by my friend Martin (a fellow Forgeling and most elegant goth himself), all of which are fairly self-explanatory:
Making a Spider Web
Picking Strange Fruit
Displaying the Scars on My Wrists While Walking Slowly Backwards
My Hands Are Bound Behind My Back and I Am Okay with That
You can click here for other lessons, or here to experience what it’s like in my head a lot of the time. And once you’re done cutting the
rug shroud, you can slip on your sunglasses, glide somberly out into the world, and befriend a crow. Bonus points if you get the crow to dance with you.