Customer 1: [looking around at all the leather] “Ugh. Nothing turns me off quicker than leather.”
Customer 2: “[gesturing frantically at me] “Oh, my God, be quiet! You’ll hurt his feelings.”
It’s honestly a little endearing that he thinks I still have feelings.
maybe he’s turned on by cotton. Perhaps show him the display of handkerchiefs?
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