Welp. That was fast.

Area Coordinator for the South Central New Warriors: “Hey there! We’re offering a training course in Houston next weekend! It’s free of charge, and we’d love for you to attend!”

Me: “Hey, thank you. And listen, I sincerely appreciate the invitation, but I think I’ll…”

Forge Customers: [PRIVILEGED ENTITLEMENT]

The Leather Community: [SCANDALS AND FEUDS DU JOUR]

The Misfits: [CONFUSED SCREAMING]

Me: “… see you there. Should I bring a casserole?”

It’s been a bit of a week, y’all. I still maintain that I’m not 100% New Warrior material, but I could definitely stand for Prowling Wolf to give me a hug and remind me that I’m living my best life.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public View all posts by Thumper (MJ)