Area Coordinator for the South Central New Warriors: “Hey there! We’re offering a training course in Houston next weekend! It’s free of charge, and we’d love for you to attend!”
Me: “Hey, thank you. And listen, I sincerely appreciate the invitation, but I think I’ll…”
Forge Customers: [PRIVILEGED ENTITLEMENT]
The Leather Community: [SCANDALS AND FEUDS DU JOUR]
The Misfits: [CONFUSED SCREAMING]
Me: “… see you there. Should I bring a casserole?”
It’s been a bit of a week, y’all. I still maintain that I’m not 100% New Warrior material, but I could definitely stand for Prowling Wolf to give me a hug and remind me that I’m living my best life.