Holy Hand Grenade Not Included

Me: “So, to honor and memorialize the discovery of my thing…”

Everyone: “Please don’t say you bought another T-shirt.”

Me: “… I bought another T-shirt.”

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Photo credit: Seth. (Click to embiggen.)

“Everyone: “Why would you do that?! You already own like 10,000 T-shirts.”

Me: “I’m sorry, what was that? I can’t quite hear you over the sound of how awesome this T-shirt is.”

Everyone: “T-SHIRTS DON’T MAKE SOUNDS.”

T-shirt: “I’m feeling very attacked.”

Everyone: “…”

Me: [winning smile]

Everyone: “Why are you like this.”

Carlisle says I need to narrow my scope and only focus on the Killer Rabbit of Caernnabog, but I’m one step ahead of him and already have it covered:

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Look at the bones!

Yeah, I don’t know why I’m like this, either. But it’s a lot more fun to be this way instead of any other way, so I’m going to keep hopping rolling with it.

2 thoughts on “Holy Hand Grenade Not Included”

  1. I have a weakness for t-shirts, too. Which is awful, because I almost never wear them aside from when I’m just lounging around at home. So, I started working on a t-shirt quilt so that everyone who comes over can see ALL OF MY GREAT TASTE IN T-SHIRTS AT ONCE.

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