Me: “Hey. It’s time to get up.”
Ben: “Okay.”
Me: “You can do it. I believe in you.”
Ben: [doesn’t get up]
Me: [singing] “And we all say…”
Ben: “Stop it.”
Me: “Oh! Well! I never! Was there ever…”
Ben: “Stop it.”
Me: “… a cat so clever…”
Ben: “STOP IT.”
Me: “… as magical Mr. Benstoffelees?”
And then he literally smothered me with a pillow.
But he got up.
The parts of my brain that can stil function without oxygen are very proud of themselves.
Happy New Year and wishing you all the best in 2020!
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