[A customer wanders into the store, picks up a bundle of bondage rope, drifts over to me and places the rope on the counter.]
Me: “Are you… wanting to purchase this?”
Customer: “No. I just want to be here.”
[He turns and wanders back into the bar.]
Short story shorter, if any minotaurs are reading this, I think I may have found the dude you’re looking for.
I always kind of expect Greek heroes to be taller, though.