[Ed. Note: The post in question was, “My dad is definitely about to move into the Houston equivalent of the ritzy apartment building in Rosemary’s Baby. The neighbors seem nice, though.”]
My Dad: “Ha ha! That’s really funny, because Mia Farrow used to live here.”
I’m not sure what to get him as a housewarming gift, but I’m on my way to the Catholic bookstore as we speak.