[Two customers enter the store with mischievous glints in their eyes.]
Customer 1: “WE’RE GONNA HAVE SEX IN HERE.”
Me: “Are you, now?”
Customer 1: “Nothing says we can’t have sex in here!”
Me: “Just me.”
Customer 1: “But the sign outside doesn’t mention the Forge…”
[Ed. Note: There’s a laminated sign by the front door of Ripcord that says, “No sex in the bar area, bathrooms, or on the patio. If caught, you will be asked to leave, period.”]
Customer 1: “… SO WE’RE ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX IN HERE.”
Me: [leaning over the counter and beaming like a bear trap] “You are welcome to try.”
Customer 1: “…”
Customer 2: [meekly] “I promise we’re not going to have sex in here.”
Time to make more signs for the register, I guess. I hope management is sympathetic when we run out of Post-its.
I do hope that the reason you haven’t posted for 4 months is because you’re too busy having a life. In any event, we, your fans, will be happy and grateful when you reappear.
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