Customer 1: “Huh. That was odd.”
Customer 2: “What happened?”
Customer 1: “This guy I met at JR’s last night just called and asked if I could loan him $20.”
Customer 2: “Seriously?”
Customer 1: “Yeah. He said he was on his way back to Dallas, but he accidentally left his wallet here. So he wants to borrow $20 for gas to get home.”
Customer 2: “That’s kind of weird.”
Customer 1: [to me] “What do you think?”
Me: “I mean, I don’t get paid to judge, but it does sound suspicious.”
Customer 1: “I agree. You’re very good-looking, by the way.”
Me: “Well, thank you.”
Customer 1: “What’s your name?”
Me: “Thomas.”
Customer 1: “May I hug you, Thomas?”
Me: “… Okay, sure.”
[He comes behind the counter and puts his arm around my shoulder.]
Customer 1: “You’re so cute. I like you.”
Me: [stage-whispering to Customer 2] “He’s gonna loan me $20! I can feel it!”
Customer 1: [letting go with a smile] “Touché.”
In conclusion, Customer 1 was polite and friendly, and I sincerely appreciate how he asked before touching. 10/10, would definitely interact with him again.
I was kind of banking on that twenty, though.
give it time, you’ll get the $20 eventually
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