Bar Patron: “Do you know if John is coming in tonight?”
Me: “I haven’t seen him, but he might be around here somewhere.”
Bar Patron: “I just love him.”
Me: “He really is a great guy.”
Bar Patron: “He’s so big and strong!”
Me: “Both true.”
Bar Patron: “And he’s so sweet. He gives the best hugs.”
Me: “He is, and he does.”
Bar Patron: “He makes me wish I was gay.”
Me: “Yeah, he… wait, what?”
Bar Patron: “I mean, not the sex part. I don’t get gay sex at all. But the rest of it…”
Me: “…”
Bar Patron: “Anyway, if you do see him, tell him I said hi!”
I am so confused right now, you guys.
We all are, apparently.
straight men need hugs too
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