Bartender: [to a grabby customer] “DO NOT TOUCH MY HAT. I would rather have a man SHOVE AN OLIVE UP MY ASS than touch my hat.” [then, to me] “What can I get you, baby?”
Me: “Oh, I just need an olive.”
Bartender: “…”
And he didn’t even offer to let me touch his hat. I feel mildly cheated and also wish I wasn’t craving tapenade right now.
and the moral of the story is: be careful what you wish for
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Bravo on not only coming up with the line, but DELIVERING. Way to go!
–B.
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