Customer: “This place needs to be more festive!”
Me: “I’ll touch base with management, but I’m sure they have plans to decorate.”
Customer: “There’s a lot of red in here, which is good, but you also need, like, a dildo with antlers.”
Me: “Of course we do.”
Customer: “You could contact a company in Japan and have it made cheaply.”
Me: “That would be one option, I guess.”
Customer: “Or get one of those big, inflatable ones.”
Me: “A… big, inflatable dildo?”
Customer: “Yeah, you know. Like in ancient Greece?”
Me: “Oh. Yes. Those.”
Customer: “Saw the horns off of something, glue ’em on, BAM. Christmas!”
It’s heartening to know I’m not the only one with plans to worship the generative force in nature this holiday season. The conceptual design is a bit ambitious for the Forge’s limited space, but man, if I had a front yard and lived in a conservative HOA, this would be the best Christmas ever.
IT’s like that old web comic called Saturnalia, where a naked giant with an immense phallus and a deer head was ensconced on top of someone’s house.
And mom made penis solstice cookies
Ah the holidays
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I also require a giant inflatable ancient Grecian dildo with antlers. For reasons.
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Who doesn’t?
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I would like to note: I do not, in fact, require a G.I.A.G.D. (with optional ‘antler package’).
However, being a generous soul, y’all can have mine.
–Brian
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