In Which The Samhain Grinch’s Small Heart Grows Three Sizes

Customer: “Hi. I’m looking for a harness.”

Me: “I’d be happy to help with that. Do you have a particular style in mind?”

Customer: “Not really. I’m just looking for a sturdy one. It’s for a Halloween costume.”

Me: “… Oh. Okay.”

Customer: “I’m going to attach giant fairy wings to it.”

Me: “Giant fairy wings.”

Customer: “Yeah.”

Me: [long stare]

Customer: “…”

Me: [nod of approval] “Let’s find you a harness.”

And so we did.

Happy Halloween, Whoville.

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