Customer: “So I was just looking at your urethral invasion kit.”
Me: “Um… yes, the sounding rods.”
Customer: “Yeah, those. Are they available individually?”
Me: “I’m afraid not. We only sell them as a set.”
Customer: “Ah, okay. I bought a rod at a different shop, and it looked smooth, but it actually turned out to be pretty abrasive…”
I’m sure there’s more to this conversation, but there seems to be a gap in my memory. Maybe it’ll all come back to me once I stop screaming.
