Customer: “So, what do you have that’s popular [air quotes] ‘South of the Border’?”
Customer: “What’s popular [wink] ‘South of the Border?'”
Customer: “You know… [eyebrow waggles] ‘South of the Border’?”
Me: “I’m sorry, but I don’t understand what you’re asking.”
Customer: [disappointed] “Never mind.” [exit]
So what exactly was he looking for? Drugs? Dildos? Tex-Mex? Because I’ve got outstanding leads on all of the above, provided you tell me what the actual fuck it is you want.
Seriously, dude: own your addictions and speak your truth, and I won’t
judge use your real name on the blog. Quid pro quo, amigo.