Customer 1: “Here are all the poppers.”
Customer 2: “We’re not supposed to call them poppers.”
Customer 1: “Oh, right. Here are all the sniffles.”
Customer 2: “…”
Customer 1: “Would you care for some sniffles?”
While I’m always amused by creative euphemisms for solvents, “Sniffles” sounds like an over-the-counter sinus spray for kids. Their mascot should be a cartoon teddy bear with an adorable, stuffy-nosed voice. And his name should be Sniffles, too. Oh, my God, this is going to be a groundbreaking advertising campaign that is in no way rooted in plagiarism and/or copyright infringement. I look forward to raking in my first million by the end of this week.