Customer 1: [yelling at someone out in the bar] “HEY, CHAD. DID I NOT ONCE GET MY SCROTUM CAUGHT IN MY ZIPPER?”
Customer 2: “Jesus. We’re getting married on Saturday. How did I not know this about you?”
Customer 1: “You’ve never noticed the J-shaped scar on my balls? There was meat on both sides of the metal. Anyway, let’s go get a drink. I need a cocktail.”
You and me both, Teddy Boy. But let’s maybe use yours as antiseptic.
I still don’t understand how you get skin caught in a zipper and close the zipper at the same time.
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No clue. I’ll ask him what the EMTs said about it next time he comes in.
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I don’t even have balls and that made my balls hurt.
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