Me: [answering the phone at my day job] “Good morning, thank you for calling [redacted].”
Homeowner: “Hello. I have a document that I’m supposed to get notarized and return to my community’s manager, and I’ve heard…” [she lowers her voice] “… I’ve heard that your company has a notary onsite.”
Me: “We do. In fact… I am that notary.”
I have no clue why this call devolved into melodrama so quickly, but nonetheless, I feel downright beguiling, you guys.