We actually don’t carry them, period. I probably should’ve clarified that.

Customer: “Do you carry butt plugs for straight people?”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “Hmm.”

[He turns to leave, and in doing so spies a display of bondage supplies.]

Customer: “Ugh. Rope.”

[He rolls his eyes and stalks out.]

I’m kinda left with more questions than answers on this one.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

5 thoughts on “We actually don’t carry them, period. I probably should’ve clarified that.”

  2. Did I miss the “full moon” or something? My life is really dull compared to your daily encounters. Thanks for the daily chuckle.

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  4. Butt plugs for gay people is kind of a free-for-all–all chaos, just like us.

    But plugs for STRAIGHT people come only in blue or pink to easily identify the ones for the boys and the ones for the girls. Blue butt plugs have a masculine cedar or pine scent and come with a copy of Hustler, to reassure you of your straight-manhood. Pink butt plugs have a floral scent and come with a ball gag, because your boyfriend doesn’t really care what you have to say anyway.

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