Customer: “Do you carry butt plugs for straight people?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “Hmm.”
[He turns to leave, and in doing so spies a display of bondage supplies.]
Customer: “Ugh. Rope.”
[He rolls his eyes and stalks out.]
I’m kinda left with more questions than answers on this one.
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I never realized that butt plugs were specially designed for gay people vs straight people.
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Did I miss the “full moon” or something? My life is really dull compared to your daily encounters. Thanks for the daily chuckle.
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You are very welcome! But you are WAY more photogenic than I am, so it evens out. 😉
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There are so many questions screaming in my head, right now, that I need a taco and a rest.
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Butt plugs for gay people is kind of a free-for-all–all chaos, just like us.
But plugs for STRAIGHT people come only in blue or pink to easily identify the ones for the boys and the ones for the girls. Blue butt plugs have a masculine cedar or pine scent and come with a copy of Hustler, to reassure you of your straight-manhood. Pink butt plugs have a floral scent and come with a ball gag, because your boyfriend doesn’t really care what you have to say anyway.
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