Me: “Hello! How are–”
Customers 1 and 2: “WE WANT KILTS.”
Me: “Well, all of our kilts are right over–”
Customers 1 and 2: “WE WANT THE PINK AND BLACK ONES.”
Me: “Oh. Those are actually swing skirts.”
Customer 1: “…”
Customer 2: “…”
Bartender: “Oh, good, you’re open. These guys have been waiting for two hours to buy kilts.”
Customers 1 and 2: “PINK KILTS.”
Me: “But I promise they’re not… Okay. You know what? PINK KILTS FOR EVERYONE.”
Customers 1 and 2: “HOORAY!”
Sometimes you have to pick your battles.
Marketing 101. Give the customer what they want, even if they don’t know what they want. 😀
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kilt skirt, same thing
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I mean, that looks nothing like a kilt, but a sale is a sale. Although, I definitely want a pink kilt. A proper kilt, not a skirt. Actually, I’ll take a pink skirt, too. Basically as long as I don’t have to wear pants, I’ll take it.
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You and me both, sister.
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I think I saw a proper pink poodle skirt in my local thrift store…
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I am *desperate* for poodle skirts to make a comeback…
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Sounds like a theme for IML to me.
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*flails* WANT.
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I can check, but I’d need your fitting/size info. 🙂
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