What Becomes of the Bravehearted

Me: “Hello! How are–”

Customers 1 and 2: “WE WANT KILTS.”

Me: “Well, all of our kilts are right over–”

Customers 1 and 2: “WE WANT THE PINK AND BLACK ONES.”

Me: “Oh. Those are actually swing skirts.”

Customer 1: “…”

Customer 2: “…”

Bartender: “Oh, good, you’re open. These guys have been waiting for two hours to buy kilts.”

Customers 1 and 2: “PINK KILTS.”

Me: “But I promise they’re not… Okay. You know what? PINK KILTS FOR EVERYONE.”

Customers 1 and 2: “HOORAY!”

Sometimes you have to pick your battles.

9 thoughts on “What Becomes of the Bravehearted

  1. I mean, that looks nothing like a kilt, but a sale is a sale. Although, I definitely want a pink kilt. A proper kilt, not a skirt. Actually, I’ll take a pink skirt, too. Basically as long as I don’t have to wear pants, I’ll take it.

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