[A conversation between myself and Rusty, my terribly attractive nutritionist/personal trainer.]
Rusty: “I googled that contest you’re going to.”
Me: “Oh, you did?”
Rusty: “Yeah.”
Me: “So… what do you think?”
Rusty: “It’s a beauty pageant.”
Me: “… Yes. Yes, it is.”
[beat]
Rusty: [leaning in close for emphasis] “We’ve. Got. This.”
To sum up, a beautiful man thinks I’m going to do well at IML, which is a win by itself as far as I’m concerned. So now I’m just trying to figure out how to incorporate this into my application — maybe I’ll attach a picture of him all pumped up and sweaty and caption it something like, “This dude says I’m the prettiest.”
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YOU GOT THIS! YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST! WHOO!
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maybe you should carry around a photo of your trainer with the caption “We’ve Got This” so you can look at it when you need to in Chicago
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