Customer: [going back and forth between two different brands of lube] “Can I ask you a question?”
Me: “Sure.”
Customer: “I mean… a personal question. Just between you and me.”
Me: “Go for it.”
Customer: ” What would you recommend if you’re going to be… y’know, with a guy who’s… um… bigger… than you’re used to?”
Me: “What would I recommend?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Patience.”
Customer: “…”
Me: “You’re welcome.”
I should totally give advice for a living, you guys.
Patience and a hell of a lot of lube. 🙂
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The FuckWater slogan is, “When spit and courage aren’t enough.” I heart truth in advertising.
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I would recommend deep breathing techniques aimed at relaxation. You should start them 24 hours before you actually get with the guy.
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