Customer: [waving at the solvents] “You’re not supposed to drink these.”
Me: “No. That would be bad.”
Customer: “They make your mouth go numb.”
Me: “I… really don’t need to know how you know that.”
Customer: “And then you throw up.”
Me: “…”
Customer: “They don’t taste good, either.”
It’s moments like this that make me understand how the Tide Pod Challenge became a thing.
Marjorie's Forgeries 
Darwinism.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Dropped you a line via the contact form. The…Dark Con…oh, nevermind. 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL I will check my email ASAP.
LikeLike