Day Job Co-Worker: “Can you come to the kitchen for a minute? The Sparkletts guy just brought us a new water cooler, and he wants to show someone how to refill it.”
DJCW: “It’s a bottom loader.”
Me: [dies laughing]
Heavily Tattooed, Musclebound Sparkletts Guy: “Hey there.”
And then he showed me how to refill the water cooler and left. Thanks for the unrealistic expectations, Adult Entertainment Industry.