Customer: “I have a question.”
Me: “Okay.”
Customer: “So, the color codes.”
Me: “Yes?”
Customer: “Light blue?”
Me: “Oral.”
Customer: “Dark blue?”
Me: “Anal.”
Customer: “Got it. Thank you!”
[He leaves. The store is empty and silent.]
Me: “I know the rest of them, too…”
Marjorie's Forgeries 
what’s chartreuse with magenta polka dots and a lace fringe? I’m asking for a friend
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I guess he left you feeling blue.
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Well played!
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