My friend Paul: [to his husband, David] “Okay, so now that we’ve both signed the written instrument, all we have to do is to get it notarized, and then I can file the paperwork.”
David: “But where are we going to find a notary at this hour?”
Me: [bounding into the room] “I’M A NOTARY!”
Paul and David: “HOORAY!!!”
I have waited my entire adult life for this moment.