Dick Sargeant

Customer 1: “You look good in that harness.”

Customer 2: “I do?”

Customer 1: “Oh, yeah. You should buy it.”

Customer 2: “Hmmm. I don’t know…”

Customer 1: “Do you want bear dick?”

Customer 2: “Well, yes, but…”

Customer 1: “Do you want bear dick?”

Customer 2: “Yes!”

Customer 1: “DO YOU?!”

Customer 2: “YES!”

Customer 1: “THEN BUY THE FUCKING HARNESS.

Customer 2: “I’LL TAKE IT.”

Holy shit, you guys. I thought I was unbeatable at suggestive selling, but I bow to the new reigning champion.

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