[A conversation with Douglas, who is currently suffering from an unidentified sinus plague and intermittent brain fever.]
Douglas: “I never knew the human body could produce so much snot. No wonder the aliens won’t come back.”
Me: “I am both grossed out and intrigued. Please continue.”
Douglas: “Well, ancient history does show evidence that aliens visited this planet, but they haven’t made contact in the modern times, so it must be because the human body produces a butt-load of mucus when the human gets sick. That’s why they won’t return. They want nothing to do with us.”
Me: “…”
“Or, it could be that they thought we were incubating other life forms within our noses and were sure that’s what all the fluid was, and therefore they couldn’t impregnate us, so we were useless to them.”
Me: [awed silence]
Douglas: “I think the fever is back.”
Um…the snot is *from* alien impregnation.
I shouldn’t have said that, should I. Ooops.
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actual, the aliens never left. They walk among us
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Douglas sounds like my kind of people!
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