Customer: “Which lube do you recommend? Because I’ve never used gay-based lube. I’ve only ever used straight-based lube.”
And with that, 2017 has left the building.
Happy New Year, my people.
Soylent Green is Pansexual
Customer: “Which lube do you recommend? Because I’ve never used gay-based lube. I’ve only ever used straight-based lube.”
And with that, 2017 has left the building.
Happy New Year, my people.
How did you keep a straight face through that one?
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Decades of practice. 😉
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(Or a gay face… 🙂 )
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LOL Touché.
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No wonder I struggle so much using lubricants! My ex and I must have accidentally bought the gay lube. Silly us.
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It’s an honest mistake. Sometimes the gay lube is very straight-acting.
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