Customer: “Which of these solvents is your favorite?”
Me: “Y’know, I don’t use them myself.”
Customer: “You don’t use solvents?”
Me: “Nah.”
[beat]
Me: “I use straight-up paint thinner.”
Customer: [leaves quickly]
One of these days, I’ll finally accept that my terribly droll flavor of sarcastic wit is not to everyone’s delicate taste.
But oh, trust, I am huge in France.
Huge. Trust.
Specifically the Provence region. Specifically Avignon. Specifically Avenue Pierre Semard. Specifically 35 Avenue Pierre Semard 84000 Avignon France. and that specific fan’s name is Guy
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