Customer 1: “We’re doing Secret Santa at work, so I need to get something for my co-worker.”
Customer 2: “Wait… isn’t he straight?”
Customer 1: “Yes, but he’s in love with me.”
And then they left before I thought to suggest beard oil.
Straight dudes totally fall more in love with their gay co-workers when given beard oil. That’s just science.
I feel like we all missed some opportunities here.