Pink Elephant Swap

Customer 1: “We’re doing Secret Santa at work, so I need to get something for my co-worker.”

Customer 2: “Wait… isn’t he straight?”

Customer 1: “Yes, but he’s in love with me.”

And then they left before I thought to suggest beard oil.

Straight dudes totally fall more in love with their gay co-workers when given beard oil. That’s just science.

I feel like we all missed some opportunities here.

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