Self-fulfilling Commentary

[Carlisle and I are chatting idly by the counter, when a customer walks in, stands in the doorway, and surveys the shop.]

Customer: “Ohmigod, this place is SOOO CUTE. [over his shoulder, to the friends behind him] “This store is for MEN ONLY. YOU CAN’T COME IN.”

Carlisle: “And the next blog post is written.”

Me: “So let it be done.”

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public View all posts by Thumper (MJ)

3 thoughts on “Self-fulfilling Commentary”

runeworker says:

December 12, 2017 at 10:06 am

oh lort

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The Cupcake Witch says:

December 13, 2017 at 1:09 am

Well, if I’m ever in your neck of the woods, I’m coming in and YOU CAN’T STOP ME.

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1. Thomas (MJ) says:
  
  December 13, 2017 at 7:55 am
  
  You totally have my permission to muscle that guy out of your way.
  
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