Customer: “What do the colors of these harnesses mean?”

Me: “The colors of the harnesses don’t really mean anything — a lot of people wear red or blue leather, just because they happen to like those colors. The only time color conveys meaning is if someone is flagging a handkerchief in their back pocket.”

Customer: “So it’s like the Zodiac, and the colors represent personality traits.”

Me: “Well, kind of. See, each hanky indicates a different sexual preference…”

Customer: “I’m an accountant, and submissive. What color would I be?”

Me: “Uh… hunter green on the right?”

And of course he disagreed. I expected nothing less.

Fucking Capricorns.