Customer: “What do the colors of these harnesses mean?”
Me: “The colors of the harnesses don’t really mean anything — a lot of people wear red or blue leather, just because they happen to like those colors. The only time color conveys meaning is if someone is flagging a handkerchief in their back pocket.”
Customer: “So it’s like the Zodiac, and the colors represent personality traits.”
Me: “Well, kind of. See, each hanky indicates a different sexual preference…”
Customer: “I’m an accountant, and submissive. What color would I be?”
Me: “Uh… hunter green on the right?”
And of course he disagreed. I expected nothing less.
Fucking Capricorns.
Marjorie's Forgeries 
I believe his color would be bitch peach on the right
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I’m trying to find the color for bratty bottoms, but there doesn’t appear to be one. Disappointing.
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