[Ed. Note: I’d ordered dinner from my favorite Lebanese place and was chowing down on a delicious fattoush salad when this customer came in.]
Customer: “May I try some things on?”
Me: “Of course.”
Customer: “IN FRONT OF YOUR SALAD?!”
ME: “WELL PLAYED!!”
And then he bought the pink and/or coral harness. It was pretty much the best evening ever.