Pop Goes the Pretense

Customer: “I’d like to purchase a bottle of [looks both ways, makes exaggerated air quotes]NAIL POLISH REMOVER,’ please.” [wide grin]

I can never tell whether they’re trying to be sarcastic or helpful.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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