Customer: “What’s this?”
Me: “That’s lube.”
Customer: “In a candle?!”
Okay. For the sake of argument, let’s assume that this is in fact a candle instead of a tub full of thickened mineral oil. How would one a) get the lube into it, and b) get the lube out during sexy time? It seems like the obvious light-and-drip method would either a) leave welts, or b) start a really inconvenient inferno, but maybe that’s just me.
I leave it to you, dear readers, to decide and explain.