Putting the Anal in Artisanal

I just received a marketing pitch from a company promoting a new brand of “artisanal, small-batch poppers.”

While I will admit that hipsters have the same right to enjoyable butt stuff as anyone else (if only because it prevents them from spawning more hipsters), the first customer to request craft lube is getting punched in the face.

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