Me: “Hello, how’re you?”
Customer: “DRUNK AND SLUTTY. Is that a thing?”
Me: “It is. It is.”
Customer: [to his boyfriend] “ASIAN MEN NEED KINK TOO, MOTHERFUCKER.” [then, to me] “You have a lovely bodega.”
What’s a word that means entertained but also terror-stricken? Is it bemused? I am possibly very bemused at this time.