Around the World in 80 Seconds of Violent Mood Swings

Me: “Hello, how’re you?”

Customer: “DRUNK AND SLUTTY. Is that a thing?”

Me: “It is. It is.”

Customer: [to his boyfriend] “ASIAN MEN NEED KINK TOO, MOTHERFUCKER.” [then, to me] “You have a lovely bodega.”

What’s a word that means entertained but also terror-stricken? Is it bemused? I am possibly very bemused at this time.

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