Customer: “You’re very handsome.”
Me: “Well, thank you.”
Customer: “Want to have sex sometime?”
Me: “I’m actually seeing someone.”
Customer: “Ah. No worries, then. You’re still very handsome. How much is this T-shirt?”
And then he browsed for awhile and left, but guys, I don’t think I’ve ever been hit on so respectfully before. I totally want him and Carlisle to hold an in-store workshop on interpersonal communication, and then I want to take them out for ice cream and see if they hit it off. I would pay for the wedding myself.