Customer: “Now what do you call this piece of equipment?”
Me: “That’s a duster.”
Customer: “A what?”
Me: “A duster. Like an overcoat.”
Customer: “I see. And how would I tie this ‘duster’ into my sexual fantasies?”
Me: “Well… you could wear it if you had a cowboy fantasy…”
Customer: “Okay…”
Me: “… or if it was cold outside, and you needed a jacket…”
Customer: “Or if I was a flasher!”
Me: “… or that.”
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