Sometimes it’s just a cigar, dude.

Customer: “Now what do you call this piece of equipment?”

Me: “That’s a duster.”

Customer: “A what?”

Me: “A duster. Like an overcoat.”

Customer: “I see. And how would I tie this ‘duster’ into my sexual fantasies?”

Me: “Well… you could wear it if you had a cowboy fantasy…”

Customer: “Okay…”

Me: “… or if it was cold outside, and you needed a jacket…”

Customer: “Or if I was a flasher!”

Me: “… or that.”

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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