Hoodoo? I Do. Allegedly.

Customer: “Whoa, what happened in here?”

Owner: “There was a power surge in the bar, and our overhead lights exploded.”

Customer: “Was Thomas holding a séance?”

Geez, people. You make one little pact with the Prince of Darkness to ensure the financial security of an independent business (YOU’RE WELCOME, by the way), and suddenly everyone’s all judgy. Stop oppressing me with your secular humanism, infidels.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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