Pop Quiz

Question: How many times will a drunk customer walk into the same display case before he realizes it’s there?

(Hint: Five. Five fucking times.)

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public View all posts by Thumper (MJ)

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Princess Judy says:

August 2, 2017 at 12:43 pm

Then they throw up in the surly girl booth. “I’ll clean up cum no problem, but I’m not getting near vomit!”

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1. Thomas (MJ) says:
  
  August 2, 2017 at 12:46 pm
  
  You are officially my new favorite person and/or superhero.
  
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