Question: How many times will a drunk customer walk into the same display case before he realizes it’s there?
(Hint: Five. Five fucking times.)
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Question: How many times will a drunk customer walk into the same display case before he realizes it’s there?
(Hint: Five. Five fucking times.)
Then they throw up in the surly girl booth. “I’ll clean up cum no problem, but I’m not getting near vomit!”
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You are officially my new favorite person and/or superhero.
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[…] much he’s already purchased, or getting uncomfortably excited about the painfully obvious, or repeatedly smacking into a display case to remember why it’s best to keep alcohol out of my system […]
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