Apropos of nothing, but I finally found a decent study guide for my signing agent certification classes. Come to think of it, I’ll bet there’s a whole… Read more “The Seventh Notary Seal”
Customer: “Do you take those new-fangled… what do you call ’em… debit cards?” I am not looking forward to explaining the dark sorcery of the chip reader.
Customer: “I love your pendant!” Me: “Thanks!” Customer: “DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!” Me: “…Oh.” Customer: “Which house are you?” Me: “Um, this is actually a recovery symbol…” Customer: [angrily]… Read more “I Need a Sorting Hat and a Meeting”
Straight girl: “Oh my God, look at the name of this product!” Me: [GAY GLARE] Straight girl: “That’s excellent branding!” Me: [fizzle] People with PR and/or marketing… Read more “Demographics of Errors”
Question: How many times will a drunk customer walk into the same display case before he realizes it’s there? (Hint: Five. Five fucking times.)